Sunday, April 25, 2010

Good Alibi


Yes, this is what you think it is - a bloody booger wiped on the wall. Dan sees it this morning and immediately confronts the two most likely suspects: Sydney and Caroline. This is how the conversation goes:


Dan: "Who wiped this booger on the wall?"

Sydney: "Not me!"

Caroline: "Not me!"

Dan: "Well, it wasn't me. It wasn't mom. It wasn't Kassie. And it wasn't Sophia. So it had to be one of you. Which one was it? Caroline?"

Caroline: "Dad, it wasn't me. I EAT my boogers!"


PS - The offending booger was promptly washed off by the real culprit - Sydney:)

11 comments:

Ella said...

I just threw up a little in my mouth.

Suzie said...

I'm gagging.........then laughing.....then dry heaving.....then laughing.

Heidi said...

I remember my brother writing his name on the wall with his boogers when he was little! He totally denied doing it also! SO gross!

Sims Family said...

That reminds me of the MTC. The Elders would always make booger mountains and hide them under the desks. yuck!!

dearjenn said...

Oh.MY.Werd...

I laughed so hard I snorted. No boogers, just snort.

I totally cannot wait to meet your little ones- I just adore their personalities already!

patti said...

You're a gutsy blogger....eewwww

McDonald Crew said...

Yuk! All those comments is about how I feel. I think I will be looking in the toilet for a little bit. Too funny though! It must be dry out there in Arizona too many broken capillaries or someone was diggin hard!

Meredith said...

Don't you love the conversations you get to have with kids...the best! ;) That's so funny, I love it!

Tricia G said...

You really should warn people with a not so strong pregnant stomach before having to see that! Sydney and Caroline are DEFINITELY related to Mitch! Eeewww to Sydney and even more eeeeeewwww to Caroline. Carter is taking after his dad now. Last night he said "Here dad!" and handed him a booger! He was so proud! (Both of the he's)

the essentials in life said...

That is so gross! I'm laughing so hard though.... Hey, at least she's honest about what she does.

dearjenn said...

Ok- I think you have to post something new. I've been back to your blog every day and every time I see that booger come up on the screen I gag a little.

But it's like a train wreck. I keep coming back and looking don't I?